president obama could pick up the phone right now, call the head of the fbi and say no, no, none of this marijuana stuff is legal. lock everyone up. they have shut down some places in california. stuart: we know this. let's get to the nitty-gritty shall we? >> the nitty-gritty -- stuart: i'm going to ask the question. >> yes, i apologize. stuart: somebody mails marijuana to somebody in new york city, they are caught, they are presumably therefore guilty of a federal crime. >> you've got it. stuart: what is your defense? >> they are going -- it is not a legal defense, but it's a practical defense. i didn't know. oh, i bought it in colorado. it's just like if i bought a pair of skis in colorado at a skiing place, why can't i bring it home? if it's legal in colorado, i can possess it in colorado, why can't i take a small quantity back to new york? stuart: because there will be big signs, you can't take it with you. >> that's what's happening -- stuart: what's your defense? >> sometimes you go to the prosecutor and say look, it's a 22-year-old kid, they have never been in trouble before, ple